2 truths and a lie

Ok so during the summer, i was in central park and my dad was talking to me about when he was in the army and guess what? a man wearing a green army suit walks up to him and tells him 'sir, i know you mean well but, do you really believe Im going to believe you were in the army?' you should have seen how fast my dads facial expression changed, next thing you know, the guy is on the floor and my dad was twisting his arm. talk about ugly... :/

i decided i should write a book this year so i can be known and show everyone my MAD WRITING SKILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but sadly, Im only on page 30 and i started 5 weeks ago. 730 pages here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this summer i stayed in all 2 months and i had a fight with my cat. he used his nails and i used a stick. eventually, i found his nail and also a piece of the stick. i was screaming and he was trying to come and purrr on me. after scratches and scars am i really gonna forgive him that easily?

im a dog, squeak
im a cat, moo
im a dolphin, bark
im a fish, rawr


we are really messed up animals :)

first

the first time in the whole summer that ive been online. i miss everyone at skool and i cant wiat 2 go back. and im writing a novel so im gonna be sort of distant thru the skool year but its gonna be for a good cause... i just rlly miss everyone and i hope most people in my class are gonna be the 1st to read my books. i luv u guys :)

"I have got a sad story to tell,"
Said Betty one day to mamma:
"'Twill be long, ma'am, before John is well,
On his eye is so dreadful a scar.

"Master Wilful enticed him away,
To join with some more little boys;
They went in the garden to play,
And I soon heard a terrible noise.

"Master Wilful had laid a long train
Of gunpowder, ma'am, on the wall;
It has put them to infinite pain,
For it blew up, and injured them all.

"John's eyebrow is totally bare;
Tom's nose is bent out of its place;
Sam Bushy has lost all his hair;
And Dick White is quite black in the face."


Note.--As a matter of fact, a train of gunpowder does not make a terrible noise; it makes hardly any noise at all--a mere pfff! and though John, Sam Bushy, and Dick White are shown to have been hurt as they might have been, a train of gunpowder could not bend Tom's nose, it could only burn it. Probably Mrs. Turner did not often play with explosives herself, and therefore did not know. Master Wilful seems to have escaped altogether.

i like to think of myself as a verry boring person

a verry dear and sincere person once told me that the more boring you are, the more interesting you become.

i really hope you feel better

i really hope you feel better