Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: No, thank you.

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You:Well i would consider Central park, japan, and you should go to italy

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: well we have food growing inside our tubes and we eat mold and we use hair for shoes.

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You:well sometimes they are in their own personal thoughts, or they are shy

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: Very weird because of the hair

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: We just don't like each other

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: Because there is too much fat in them and we would be fat and lazy if thats all we ate

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: mold

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:Yes, and a matter of fact i am, and some other people from NASA