"I have got a sad story to tell,"
Said Betty one day to mamma:
"'Twill be long, ma'am, before John is well,
On his eye is so dreadful a scar.

"Master Wilful enticed him away,
To join with some more little boys;
They went in the garden to play,
And I soon heard a terrible noise.

"Master Wilful had laid a long train
Of gunpowder, ma'am, on the wall;
It has put them to infinite pain,
For it blew up, and injured them all.

"John's eyebrow is totally bare;
Tom's nose is bent out of its place;
Sam Bushy has lost all his hair;
And Dick White is quite black in the face."


Note.--As a matter of fact, a train of gunpowder does not make a terrible noise; it makes hardly any noise at all--a mere pfff! and though John, Sam Bushy, and Dick White are shown to have been hurt as they might have been, a train of gunpowder could not bend Tom's nose, it could only burn it. Probably Mrs. Turner did not often play with explosives herself, and therefore did not know. Master Wilful seems to have escaped altogether.

i like to think of myself as a verry boring person

a verry dear and sincere person once told me that the more boring you are, the more interesting you become.

i really hope you feel better

i really hope you feel better

get well #2

If knowing that someone cares
helps the healing process...
...then you should be
feeling better already.

Get Well Soon

get well soon #1

Warning:
The Surgeon General
has determined...
that illness
is bad for your health!

Get Well Soon

pissed

ok so now im on this laptop trying to do my homework and my dad is starting to act like a(n) a** for no reason!!! he signed me off of blogger for i dont know what reason and then he comes in here and im signing back on and he said and i quote *u kno wat? sign me off, do whatever* and for wat?
he actually thought i was on zwinky!!! really? do i look that immature???